I decided we are engaged!

Not long ago, I met a new admirer:

Jerry wrote:

WHAT GREATER THING IS THERE FOR TWO HUMAN SOULS TO FEEL THAT THEY ARE JOINED..TO STRENGTHEN EACH OTHER...TO BE AT ONE WITH EACH OTHR IN SILENT UNSPEAKABLE MEMORIES.FOR IN THE ARITHEMATIC OF LOVE,ONE PLUS ONE EQUALS EVERYTHING,AND TWO MINUS ONE EQUALS NOTHING.I KNOW FOR ONE HUMAN BEING TO LOVE ANOTHER IS PERHAPS THE MOST DIFFICULT OF OUR TASKS;THE ULTIMATE,THE LAST TEST AND PROOF;THE WORK FOR WHICH ALL OTHER WORK IS BUT PREPARE BABY BE MY SOULMATERATION.AND THERE IS MORE HUNGER FOR LOVE AND APPRECIATION IN THIS WORLD THAN FOR BREAD.MY MUM ALWAYS SAY THAT THE MOST AND PRECIOUS GIFT THAT CAN EVER COME TO ANYMAN IN THIS LIFE IS A WOMAN'S HEART.DEAR MY NAME IS JERRY.C. A MALE FROM SOUTH AFRICA BUT LIVES IN MALAYSIA.I AM A STUDENT HERE IN MALAYSIA STUDYING INTERNATIONAL BUSINESS MANAGEMENT IN MALAYSIA AND I ALSO RUN PART OF MY FATHERS BUSINESS HERE. I SAW YOUR PROFILE AND MUST TELL YOU THAT IT CAPTURES MY INTEREST AND MUST CONFESS THAT YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL THAT I IMAGINE IF YOU ARE REAL.I KNOW THAT BEAUTY LIES IN THE INSIDE BUT WITH YOUR PICTURE I CAN TELL THAT YOUR HEART IS FULL OF BEAUTIES.I AM VERY ROMANTIC AND CARING PERSON.HONEY I WANT TO GET TO KNOW YOU BETTR IF YOU WILL GIVE ME ANY CHANCE IN YOUR LIFE AND,I PROMISE YOU THAT AS`A VERY ROMANTIC PERSON,I WILL MAKE YOU THE HAPPIEST WOMAN ON EARTH INFACT I WILL LOVE YOU AS NO MAN HAS EVER LOVE ANY WOMAN. HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU IMMEDIATELY BECAUSE I CANT WAIT TO KNOW YOU BETTER.KISSES TO YOU ANGEL!

I answered:

I agree with you that this world needs more love than bread. However, to find a partner it does not happen in a snap of fingers or you fall in love because you decided to fall in love with that someone. If it were like that, this world would be an easy place to live in.

Thanks for your letter, anyway. Still, I would ask you to rethink your idea of love.

Jerry wrote back:
ok... but can we start by been friends?

I replied:
Oh Jerry, you are so sweet. I do not see our friendship as feasible. I wish you the best of luck!

Jerry then said:
anyway am a man and at this point i think am of age and i need a woman in my life whom i can call my wife 4 d rest of my life. and u ar a carbon copy of my dream woman... and i wish u can just give me a chance in ur life, just 2 show u d kind of man i am.

I then answered, that I have a boyfriend, love him very much, we are going to get married and all and thanks but no thanks. He then asked, if I had a friend. I just laughed and deleted the message, decided to unregister myself from the page. However, after reading the conversation, I decided this is way too much fun and waited for the next messages.
Not long had I to wait, when the next message appears:

Jerry: hi baby quite a long time i've not heard from u thats why i stepped in just to know how u ar faring and i hope u ar ok? pls write me back so i will know that u ar alright...

I didn't reply, so a few days later he sends me another, bolder message:

HI SWEETY,

HOW ARE U TODAY? I JUST CAME BY TO SAY HAPPY WEEKEND...I HOPE THAT U HAD A PLEASANT, HAPPY AND FUNFUL WEEKEND?

I WISH U ALL THE BEST THIS NEW WEEK... I MISS U AROUND ME THIS

WEEKEND... BUT I KNOW THAT SOON WE WILL HAVE BETTER TIMES TO

SPEND AND SHARE WITH EACH OTHER GOD'S WILLING. ONCE AGAIN I WISH U A LOVELY AND FUNFUL DAY AS I HOPE TO HEAR FROM U SOON, I LOVE U AND I WILL ALWAYS LOVE U UNTIL I STOP BREATHING. TAKE GOOD CARE OF URSELF AND ALWAYS THINK POSITIVE.

UR'S IN LOVE,
JERRY.

I thought to myself what a weirdo, so I replied:

Hello!

I think you sent the message to the wrong person.

Greetings,

M.

He would not give up: NO... I SENT TO U SWEETY AND I WILL LIKE US TO GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER.

I am way too polite, since I diplomatically answered:

Oh you are sweet, thanks!

I am a bit worried that you say you love me and miss me around. I told you I have a boyfriend and I am very much in love with him.

I hope you understand

M

He didn't write for two weeks, then yesterday I get this message:

Hi sweety, it's another weekend... i wish u the best and a funful
weekend... i love u and i want u to always be good. soon we will be
together to have and spend weekends' fun together God's willing
once again i wish u a nice weekend and a lovely week ahead.

ur's in love,
Jerry

The next day he sends me another message:

SWEETY, SO FAR SO GOOD WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER AM TAKING THIS WITH A BOLD STEP AND HOPING THAT U JOIN ME IN DOING THIS... BABY I WANT US TO CHANGE OUR STATUS TO ENGAGED SO AS TO ENABLE US BE FOCUSED ON EACH OTHER... BABY I HOPE U WILL UNDERSTAND AND I ALSO WANT U TO KNOW THAT I WILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR U EVEN TILL THE END OF TIME. THANKS SWEETY FOR JOINING ME IN TAKING THIS BOLD STEP AND I PRAY THAT SOON WE WILL HAVE OUR OWN FAMILY WITH JOY AND SUCCESS. HOPING TO HEAR UR RESPONSE BABY I LOVE U AND I WILL ALWAYS LOVE U.

JERRY.

Decided to find out where is this going to take me, I answer, again politely:

What is going on through yor head??? I think you are mistaken, once again. I am already engaged, what's wrong with you? Your letters have become very weird, you have weird ideas in your head, if you don't know how to be a friend then do not bother writing. That is called harassment. Good bye for ever.

That's it for now. I don't know if it is him fucking with my mind or me with his. I guess somebody told him to write such desperate messages that border on the insane. I am, however, very curious to find out where is this going to end. I keep writing him in a very sweet manner, so I can be sure he will answer me. The human mind hasn't stopped to puzzle me, or, more than the human mind, human stupidity. His English is good though, not complaining in that. I am of the opinion, that people that speak and write a language properly, can't be very stupid. Must ask him that the next time he writes.

Boytoy!!

From: Amine A
hi i am amine from morocco, i am yours if you want, so my e-mail : ---@h---.com

From: Janika
Subject: Mine??
You are mine if you want? That is what I searching for, a boytoy!! And what does this contract include?

(I am still waiting if he answers me, we shall see...)

Is it the approach or is it me?

From: Cimau M
Subject:no subject

hi janika i hope we ll know more about each oder


From: Janika
Subject:Re: no subject

What would you like to know?

Cimau M:
my e mail is ---@---.--- i think it s easier to talk in messenger,i hope you send me yours,hope soon

Janika:
Thanks but no thanks. You sound like a gigolo. I am not looking for lovers. Besides, in your country there are really beautiful women, what about them?

Cimau M:
you v been in morocco before,there is evry where a beautifull girls ,how can i know that you are the one i m looking for ,i was only asking if we can know more about each other but i see that there is no trust, i hope you all hapiness with your boyfriend

Janika:
Thanks.


When you have received hundreds of inconsequent messages, it is very hard to know who is for real and who isn't.

A star among stars

Ekrem is a nice guy. His view of life is exactly the info I needed. I wonder... if he shall have his true duty, what is his true duty on Earth then? He says he is a decorate. Perhaps for that reason he will never divorce. Good luck Ekrem!

From: eko36
Subject:hello

hi! my names ekrem.im from turkey.im single.i have never married.i finished high schooll.im working.im a decorate.i live with my parents at their house.but i have my house too.im alone now.so i dont use there.my dad worked for long time in germany.he is retiret now.my mum is housewife. my city names Aydin.its near to aegean sea.its near to izmir city.its in west of turkey.my city is very hot .its more than 40c those days.no snow during the winter. my area is turistic. i like sport.especial­ly football.i played some clubs and schooll teams. i like music,nature,w­atch tv,cinema.i never drink alchol,i never smoke.i dont like go to disco.i dont like pub and night clubs. im a romantic man.im looking optymistic to life.im calm.i never use bad words.i never shout. i believer a person.i like pray.when i have pray,i feell more happy and calm my self.pray its mean for me;thank God,created me as human,he valued me.i shallnot forget him.ill return to him one day.i shall have my true duty. i like kids.they are flowers of the world.i wish would have kids too. my all family have strong a family.so i wantit too.never leave and never divorce. something are small and simple.but they are very nice.as walk with sincere somebody under the light rain,listen romantic music,drink cafe or tea at calm cafe. hmm..i dont know what shall i wrote you other.if you respond me ill send you my pictures. now thats all.sincerely!­

Love from the UK

Bold at making acquaintances these gentlemen, that will never cease to impress me. My profile is quite basic, only one picture. I must be one in the million wonderful women that received this message. Boy, AM I TAKEN!!

From: GUJJAR
Subject:love uk

I am quite inspired and impress while viewing your profile and phot galary and interested to make fried ship with you. I am 30 year single with presentanble personality. Presently I am running my own Super Store in London. Would you please like to be my friend //?My contact details is:Yasire. mail ------@­----.----­­

sweet!

Solomon T wrote:

hellow how are you i hpoe you are fine as am here doing Ghana. how is your mum and dad i hope they all fine. u to where from u i hope to here from YOU OK

This is a nice guy, worrying about me, my mom and dad, thank you

Marital status checkbox

Oh Pete! I have no reasons to hide my real name and it is a pity that the only condition for you to want to get to know me better is to tell you my marital status. Grow up Pete!

From: peter k
Subject:FROM PETER

Hi Janika
How are you today hope all is well.Please where are you from tell me your real name i see you pic your so sweet please Janika are you married or single my email is -----@---.--- and my number is +XXXXXX A­m peter from N but am doing my bussiness in abidjan please tell me about your self.
bye
peter